Hello! It’s Lau and I have another new series. I have a small group of friends that we share a group chat with, I love them even though things can get a little weird sometimes, this new series shows our friendship and just how plain strange it gets. It will be up once a week, every Monday. Even though we talk everyday.
This chat includes some amazing people, which are as followed;
Elm doesn’t talk very much on the chat but I would still like to include her incase she ever wants to join in.
So, here is our chat..
Me: Okay lets get it started in herrrrrreeeeeee. High fives to anyone that gets what I just said.
Dani: Nah I’m clueless.
Nelle: Yesss, I see you girl ✋Let’s get it started in here, let’s get it started.
Me: YES girl. Yes.
Alex: Okay moving on😂
Nelle: Issa song
Dani: Oh right
Dani: I feel like a grandma
Dani: Hold how this chat thing work again. I love how I am up to do it yet don’t really understand how it works.
Me: We just talk. It started when I made that song reference 😂
Nelle: Always me 😂
Dani: I’m a bit late. Well hello lau’s readers you shall just enjoy our weirdness for the rest of this blog post.
Alex: Hey mom I’m on tv!
Dani: Dang it there was a really pretty statue and I missed taking a picture of it.
Me: 😂You guys are getting weirder and weirder by the minute…I love it! And..ACTION
Nelle: We deffo need a topic otherwise we’re screwed.
Alex: Honestly tho
Dani: OMG I’m on a movie set. And just found out I don’t have script😬
Alex: Lau where are youuu
Dani: We need a topic 😫
Me: I’m here! We could talk about best friends or friends in general.
Alex: Okay who wants to start?
Me: I can. I’m in college right now with my friends. One of them is making a popcorn skirt 😂 Its pretty good.
Dani: A popcorn skirt???
Nelle: Sounds fun, I wanna join.
Alex: What’s a popcorn skirt dude?😂
Dani: What’s a popcorn skirt dude?😂
Me: It’s a skirt made out of popcorn boxes.
Dani: Oh, I thought it was made out of actually popcorn.
Alex: Is there any popcorn IN the boxes that needs eating by any chance?
Dani: Cos you know you can call one of us to eat it.
Alex: We’re here for you.
Nelle: I’m ready.
Me: 😂 I think we’re good. Okay guys I need your help. I’m about to go to the vending machine what should I get?
Dani: What’s in the vending machine?
Nelle: A racoon
Dani: Cos we all need a racoon in our life.
Nelle: 😂😂you already knowww
Alex: I’m confused againnn😂
Dani: I think Alex is slightly concerned about your animal obsession.
Me: *shows picture of vending machine*
Nelle: Tbh I’m not a massive fan of animals – they’re cute but I always get scared 😂
Nelle: Them haribos are calling me 😍
Dani: Also minstrels or haribo
Alex: Star mix
Dani: Tangfastics. How the hell do you spell the word?
Alex: 😂 I’m so hungry now
Nelle: Please tell me those haribos are like 10p, cos they look tiny.
Dani: Like a vending machine is going to be that nice. But I will keep wishing.
Me:*Shows picture of haribos and a freddo
Dani: I love concerts but I am also super broke.
Alex: Yess good choices. Freddy is my shit *freddo
Me: Finished it already 😂
Dani: 😂anyone ever wonder what Freddo is listening to.
Alex: Ikk they are so small
Nelle: I ain’t had freddo in years, omg
Nelle: Lmaoo, seriously Dani?
Alex: Well freddo is years and years old so he’s probably listening to like Elvia Presley. Elvis* what’s wrong with me today
Dani: Oooo or Elton John
Nelle: Elvia, lmaoooo – I can’t
Me: Probably listening to ‘Wannabe’
Dani: Yass. What spice girl do u think he would be?
Alex: scary spice. To scare off the other chocolate brands😂
Me: 😂 Sporty Spice
Nelle: I think he’d be naughty spice
Alex: Who’s naughty spice 😂
Nelle: wtf, I literally thought there was one. ugh, I give up – I’m tired.
Alex: I don’t think so😂
Me: Gummy Bear faces are so weird
Dani: They really are. Like the dots for eyes. Are they closed all the time?
Alex: I think so. They make sure they look dead before you eat them.
Alex: Not really 😂
Me: I’m disturbed.
Alex: I lowkey am too.
Dani: I’ve got to go before my phone and data dies😭
Dani: Also I was sarcastic about the “nice” not sure if it translated. Dude
Me: YOU CANT LEAVE US
Alex: It translated 😂 Right?? DONT GO
Dani: I want to stay but some things must happen. Also the dude was for the dude you said before😂
Alex: We’ll never forget you. I realised 😂
Dani: Bye😢 don’t do anything I won’t.
Alex: I won’t – promise💔
Me: Nooooo! We’ve lost a good one.
Alex: She’ll be in our thoughts forever
Me: We shall never escape her presence
Alex: I miss her already 💔
Me: Me too, we let her go too easily 😢
Alex: We should have put up more of a fight. Also I love how Janelle just leff😂 Left* wow I’m a mess
Me: Yo Nelle where you at. We also miss you.
Nelle: 😂😂sorryy. Had to do something for a hot sec.
Me: Hi again!
Nelle: Heyy x ugh, I seriously hate when people ask me to do something for them and they’re rude?
Me: What happened? I just put on a wig
Nelle: sorry about the long reply, I don’t wanna get into it to much but I hate people who ask you to do stuff,and then they switch up on you 😂 it’s soo pathetic. its all good thoo, I’m going to the fish and chip shop 😂
Me: I’m back from college. We decided to go to The Range, And i came home to find someone ate my pizza
Nelle: I’d be pissed.
Me: I am a little, I was looking forward to it. Is the post still going on?
Dani: Idk gurl you have to tell me. My train journey is finally over and I’m at kfc, Finally something I know.
Me: I think we can carry on a little more, I think everyone might of left though.
Dani: Ohhh maybe we should stop then. And resume it when everyone is one again. Is that okay?
Me: I think I’ll end it here but I want to get a last comment from you all, something you all would like to say to the followers.
Nelle: Thanks for taking time out of your day to read this, cos we admit – we’re a little crazy and weird. Stay tuned for the next post 😉
Dani: Well Janelle said it really nicely but honestly thank you for taking time out of your day to read this. This group chat was only created a couple days ago, and I hope you stick along as our friendships grow larger. Who knows what will happen!
Alex: Well I really don’t know what to say now – thanks for reading and making us famous and stick around to see more weird ass conversations😂
Nelle: lool, more like making us ‘feel’ famous 😂💞
Thank you to these lovely, very strange friends of mine. We are only new friends but we get along so well and I love it. This is a weekly series do stick around for thag every MONDAY!
Thank you so much for reading and I’ll see you all soon.